The two spend the majority of the video screaming at each other between major make out sessions against plywood walls. Rihanna stands outside their house singing the chorus over and over again, while Eminem is confusingly, and probably against his will, ditched in a wheat field around sunset. Oh, and Megan Fox wears combat boots that look too heavy.
It's pretty enjoyable, but is this what Megan Fox is going to do now? I know I argued and argued that she's nothing more than something nice to look at, but I'm not even sure I like this coming from her! I miss her dull sentence delivery, where every word is surprisingly mediocre, despite coming from a mouth that was constructed by such a well-educated and experienced surgeon. She's probably quite pleased with herself now, but once the day is over and the video has logged its millions of views, she'll go right back to diagramming sentences that prove Michael Bay really IS like Hitler. And I'll be watching it four more times. Feel free to join me.
